Survivor? Fuck yeah!
I have obtained a projected copy of the so-called immunity challenges from the latest season of Survivor: Race War, executive produced by David Duke.
Challenge #1 : The survivors are placed in a bamboo office, and given an application for a home loan in the amount of $500,000. The team that comes away with the highest interest rate will have to lose one of their members. Projected winners: Whites; Sleeper: Hispanics (will have large cash downpayment from day labor jobs)
Challenge #2: The survivors are given a 2-seat rickshaw to cover a 3 mile path. First team to get all of their members to the end of the path wins. Projected Winners: Hispanics...in one trip
Challenge #3: Swim Meet. First team to win a relay race wins. Projected Winners: Hispanics (if they're Mexicans), Whites (if the Hispanics are not Mexicans); Guaranteed Losers: Blacks (but will win the moisturizing contest afterwards)
posted by The NOVA Report @ 9:02 AM
4 Comments:
Nice Report, nova, even though it was really short. This column really had some legs.
Theny
No, dummy. The Cubans would win the canoe races. Last I checked, the Rio Grande was a pretty wet body of water.
The Mexicans win the Survivor triathlon if they were able to steal the white peoples' bikes.
Screw the Rio Grande. It's a stream in the summertime. Plus, all the illegal immigrants i know cross from the baja to san diego. No river there! Viva Cuba! Arrriba, vaminos muchachos.
From one of the commenters on Shamoff's blog:
Looks like The Nova Report and other such places want to leech off the DQ's demise and Dan moving over here.. who knows.. if five or ten folks move over there.. it'd double their readership.
Nova, just out of curiosity, would you WANT some of Shanoff's readers to be part of your "readership?"
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