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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Endorsed Pedophilia, XBox UNO, and a Retraction

Let me get this straight:

Bad: pictures of bikini clad 12-15 year old preteens on your computer
Perfectly okay, in fact, probably encouraged: Paying $5 to watch bikini clad 12-15 year old preteens wash your car

I guess you supply your own hot wax.

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I am currently the 6,781st ranked Xbox Live UNO player in the world. Yes, this is what I did on my week off from work; no, I am not proud of it.

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Last night's entry has been retracted. No need incriminating myself on the Interweb.

posted by The NOVA Report @ 11:26 AM

1 Comments:

At July 10, 2006 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

technically, aren't 13,14, and 15 year olds teenagers, not pre-teens? No sense in making things sound worse than they already are

 

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