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Friday, July 21, 2006

Don't Call it a Comeback (Please)

I don't understand why artists like Ice Cube, Lionel Ritchie, Stevie Wonder and Prince are tarnishing their legacies by attempting these so-called comebacks. Nobody wants to hear Ice Cube collaborate with Lil' Jon-- the younger fans are wondering why Craig from Friday is rapping, and older fans are cringing at the fact that he's on a crunk track. Ditto for Stevie Wonder.

Look-- keep it simple, stupids. Instead of cutting an album with some weak-ass attempt to get radio-play, why not do a HUGE megatour and make some serious loot? You can't tell me that black people (and minority loving whiteys) NATIONWIDE wouldn't pay $60 to see Stevie Wonder do a 90 minute set where he ONLY plays his classic stuff. There's a reason why Luther Vandross' most recent album (Dance with My Father) was disregarded, while his Live at Radio City concert album was so heralded-- people don't want you to fall into the trap of being contemporary.

5 Comments:

At July 21, 2006 9:46 AM, Blogger mutoni said...

word.

 
At July 21, 2006 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karamu, fiesta, forever
Come on and sing along!

Is Prince“s name Prince these days? I know he abandoned the sign, it was fun when MTV titled his videos as TAFKAP. Prince sucks btw.

 
At July 22, 2006 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because they want to be "relevant" again, and touring, though it may make them shitloads of money, does not do that. And without relevance, they are meaningless. Soon, they will all be playing at your local casino.

 
At July 22, 2006 10:58 PM, Blogger The NOVA Report said...

At least it's a steady paycheck.

By my own admission, this is a shitt entry. You guys are fucking awesome for your loal readership.

 
At July 31, 2006 3:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luther Vandross is dead.

Long live Luther Vandross.

 

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