People who Can Die A Fiery Death

Here's a list of people who die a fiery death:

Rooney Doodle
Moe Doodle
Wilmer Valderamma
The asshole who decided an Arby's would be a better fit in our local shopping center than a Chick Fil A.
The fuckface who thinks church is more important than Chick Fil A being open on Sunday
The bitch at Popeyes who forgot my order of butterfly shrimp yesterday
Nik Caner-Medley
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Human Resources at my current employer (experience my ass...everybody knows you don't want a smart BLACK man to advance in your company. Say it, motherfucker! You was gon call me a nigga, weren't you?)
Lee Humphrey